Things I Remember

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humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

I recognize him! He goes to the racetrack all the time.

humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

I recognize him! He goes to the racetrack all the time.

pleatedjeans:

how to hail a taxi

#TUBLIFE

howdoiputthisgently:

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toothpastecomics:

Blank business card. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

I WANT TO GET ME SOME OF THESE!

toothpastecomics:

Blank business card. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

I WANT TO GET ME SOME OF THESE!

Jul 9
pleatedjeans:

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Jul 6
notkatniss:

………has this been done before

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

Jul 6

WHAT GOES THROUGH MY HEAD ON A REGULAR BASIS

howdoiputthisgently:

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Jul 4

Independent

Ever have a moment of clarity in which you realize a whole world is happening without you? Tonight, as I stood in the shower rinsing my hair, I could hear their voices, feel the fireworks exploding and smell the smoke. There was life outside. On this Independence Day, all alone in my apartment, I just hopped in the shower and touched up my roots, declaring my independence from the rest of them.

Jul 2

Trying to pretend like you didn’t want to be invited to that really fun thing anyway

whatshouldwecallme:

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Story of my life.

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been a deep believer my whole life. 18 years as a Southern Baptist. More than 40 years as a mainline Protestant. I’m an ordained pastor. But it’s just stopped making sense to me. You see people doing terrible things in the name of religion, and you think: ‘Those people believe just as strongly as I do. They’re just as convinced as I am.’ And it just doesn’t make sense anymore. It doesn’t make sense to believe in a God that dabbles in people’s lives. If a plane crashes, and one person survives, everyone thanks God. They say: ‘God had a purpose for that person. God saved her for a reason!’ Do we not realize how cruel that is? Do we not realize how cruel it is to say that if God had a purpose for that person, he also had a purpose in killing everyone else on that plane? And a purpose in starving millions of children? A purpose in slavery and genocide? For every time you say that there’s a purpose behind one person’s success, you invalidate billions of people. You say there is a purpose to their suffering. And that’s just cruel."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been a deep believer my whole life. 18 years as a Southern Baptist. More than 40 years as a mainline Protestant. I’m an ordained pastor. But it’s just stopped making sense to me. You see people doing terrible things in the name of religion, and you think: ‘Those people believe just as strongly as I do. They’re just as convinced as I am.’ And it just doesn’t make sense anymore. It doesn’t make sense to believe in a God that dabbles in people’s lives. If a plane crashes, and one person survives, everyone thanks God. They say: ‘God had a purpose for that person. God saved her for a reason!’ Do we not realize how cruel that is? Do we not realize how cruel it is to say that if God had a purpose for that person, he also had a purpose in killing everyone else on that plane? And a purpose in starving millions of children? A purpose in slavery and genocide? For every time you say that there’s a purpose behind one person’s success, you invalidate billions of people. You say there is a purpose to their suffering. And that’s just cruel."

Me every morning on my way to work

whatshouldwecallme:

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Jun 3

Me trying to get the week off to a good start

whatshouldwecallme:

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Jun 1
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eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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